![]() ![]() If you’re gonna make a cologne for a fictional hedgehog’s invented smell, you should have a real-life agreement! The “gorgeous, refreshing, yet even oddly “invigorating” Sonic the Hedgehog ‘Blue Blur’ cologne has apparently been “given approval” by the famous speedy hedgehog himself. It’s just launched its own colognes range based on three franchises. It’s good to take a break from the world’s misfortune and ask yourself big questions like: what is Sonic the Hedgehog like? As a big spiny mammal that spends his whole life running full-pelt and eating chilli dogs, I will suggest that the answer isn’t good. Whereas Yakuza cologne “will cause you to smell like the most famous crime boss of the Tojo clan!”
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